Lab specimen · spelling_grammar · Near miss
Spelling grammar, near miss
I have always spelled the word "victory" with several additional vowels, for the comfort of my hussars.
I sailed to Ceylon in the good ship Hope, and I kept a careful log. The spelling in this log is correct, however unlikely the voyage may seem.
Specimen notes: Spelling grammar, near miss
- Expected
- The spelling on this page is correct.
- Issue
spelling_grammar- Status
- 200
- Canonical
- this page
Dragons make good stoves if you treat them fairly. One in the Carpathians gave me a warm winter in return for a bag of coal and a kind word. I roasted chestnuts on its nose. In spring it flew off, and my heating bills have been terrible since.
Mount Etna owed me a favor after I cleaned its throat. I went down with a long broom and a wet towel. Soot flew, sparks rained, and the mountain coughed up a lost Roman. Now it smokes only on Sundays, and the farmers below leave me lemons by the cart.
Stars fall, as we all know, but few men catch one. I held out my dinner plate over Vienna and took a bright one on the rim. It hissed, it rolled, and it cooked my egg. I ate the egg and threw the star back before anyone could notice.
Swiss children still sing of my skates. One icy winter on Lake Geneva I went so fast that I crossed it before I had left. I met myself coming back, and we bowed. Only one of us could pay the bill at the.