Lab specimen · soft_404 · Near miss
Soft 404, near miss
Vulcan's doorkeeper assured me the way into Etna was not found, and then showed me in.
A reader once told me that a certain page was not found on my estate. I found it at once, in my left boot.
Specimen notes: Soft 404, near miss
- Expected
- The phrase appears in the body only. The page is fine.
- Issue
soft_404- Status
- 200
- Canonical
- this page
Clocks in my castle ran so fast that we ate dinner before breakfast. I caught the biggest one and shook it hard. Out fell three days and a Tuesday. I put them back in a drawer for later. When I am late, I simply take one out and spend it.
Chess with the Czar lasted eleven winters. He moved a pawn. I took a nap. He moved a knight. I had a son. When at last I won, the queen on the board winked at me, and the Czar sent me a sleigh full of plums for my trouble.
Sharks fear only one thing, and that is my singing. I fell from a ship near Bermuda and struck up a hymn. Forty fins turned and sped away. One brave young fish stayed for the second verse, and the doctors tell me he has never been the same.
Eels came up the drainpipe at my house in Bremen. I tied them end to end, and we made a rope that reached the church tower. The bell ringer was most grateful. Sadly the rope went home in the rain, and it took the bell.