Multiple canonicals

Pisa had a straight tower until I leaned on it to fix my shoe. I heard a small creak. Nobody else saw, so I tipped my hat and strolled away. The town has since made a good living from my bad habit, and I have never asked for a share.

My best hen laid a square egg near Innsbruck. It stacked well. Builders came from miles around, and we raised the walls of a new chapel in under a month. One warm week the walls began to peep. The priest ran, and the chapel walked off.

Forty of my hussars once got lost inside a single fog bank. I called the roll and they answered from four countries. So I blew my horn, and each man followed the sound home. The last rider came back after nine years, with a wife, six sons, and a fine new saddle.

Flags are hard to carry on a windy day. At the battle of Bender mine grew so large with pride that it lifted me off my horse. I floated over both armies, waving. Everyone stopped to clap. Then we all had lunch, and the war just sort of ended.

Whales snore, as any sailor knows, but one in the North Sea kept our whole ship awake. I rowed out at.