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Forty of my hussars once got lost inside a single fog bank. I called the roll and they answered from four countries. So I blew my horn, and each man followed the sound home. The last rider came back after nine years, with a wife, six sons, and a fine new saddle.

Teeth are no trouble to me. A molar came loose at a banquet in Turin, so I tied it to a passing swallow. The bird flew to Africa and back. The tooth returned by post, polished and much improved by travel, and I set it back with glue.

Camels spit only at liars, so you can guess why they adore me. In Arabia a herd of them followed me for miles, dry as dust and full of respect. One old bull offered me his hump. I declined, being a modest man, and rode two of them instead.

Chinese masons were short one brick on their long wall, and I happened to have one in my coat. I pressed it into the gap at sunset. The entire wall settled with a sigh. The Emperor made me a mandarin, and I still get a small sum each year.

Tea in China nearly drowned me, and I say this with pride. The.